{"id":26704,"date":"2026-04-15T22:19:45","date_gmt":"2026-04-16T02:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=26704"},"modified":"2026-04-15T22:19:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T02:19:45","slug":"theres-a-hill-at-parliament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2026\/04\/theres-a-hill-at-parliament\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a Hill at Parliament?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a double respect calendar fail last week, YHC was ready to get back to Tuesday&#8217;s finest nonrunning workout which has seen attendance increases as strong as gas price hikes in recent weeks.<\/p>\n<p>As I recalled days of Parliament past with single digit pax in attendance I remembered we hadn&#8217;t been behind the school in some time. There were probably some newer pax that had not ventured to that part of the AO.\u00a0 A plan was hatched.<\/p>\n<p>YHC rolled in early to get set up and got a ruck lap around the also rarely used football field.\u00a0 Upon my return several pax had appeared and as we approached launch more rolled in for a nice crowd for a mild spring morning.<\/p>\n<p>We knocked out a short warmorama and then it was a slowsy to the back of the school where we found the best hill in the Dash equipped with a couple of cardboards and lights.<\/p>\n<p>I borrowed the concept from Burns&#8217; Mayhem beatdown last Wednesday which had entirely too much running.\u00a0 It was a three man grinder up the hill with various exercises at top and bottom.\u00a0 Original plan of transport was bear crawl up and walk back down &#8211; more about that later.<\/p>\n<p>Exercises at bottom were:<\/p>\n<p>Merkins, Squats, Mike Tysons, Alt Lunges, Diamond Merkins, Rev Alt Lunges, Nolan Ryans<\/p>\n<p>Top of hill:<\/p>\n<p>All abs &#8211; LBCs, Freddie Mercs, OAK taps, Heels to Heaven, WWIIs, Penguin Crunch, Low Dollies<\/p>\n<p>We paired up in 3s and I think one group of 4 and got with it for about 35 minutes.\u00a0 Each pax had to take two turns at each exercise before moving down the list.<\/p>\n<p>Back to launch and just enough time for a couple of quick rounds of Sumo Drill and we&#8217;re done.<\/p>\n<p>NMM<\/p>\n<p>Thanks again to Head Hunter for stepping up for my forgetful self last week.\u00a0 He also knocked out a sad clown pre workout Murph. His goal is 52 for the year and he is on a great pace with 20+ already.\u00a0 Come join him some Tuesday or Saturday<\/p>\n<p>Good to see the continued double digit attendance for Parliament &#8211; makes the founder proud<\/p>\n<p>Some pax were indeed surprised that there is more to this AO than parking lots, walls, blocks and benches.\u00a0 It truly is a beast of a hill and we should get back there more often<\/p>\n<p>Music story &#8211; YHC had planned to do a hill\/mountain playlist but was running out of songs fast (where&#8217;s Starfish when you need him)\u00a0 so I pulled up Mountain Songs on Spotify and there was a playlist that didn&#8217;t really have anything to do with mountains but I liked a lot of the artists.\u00a0 Thumbs up from Adobe and thumbs down from Ziffel.\u00a0 Rest of pax were too busy working to care about music.<\/p>\n<p>By far the highlight of the morning and one of my more memorable sights of getting up this early was a short glimpse of a SpaceX rocket going across the eastern sky.\u00a0 No one knew at the time what it was and we were hopeful it was not aliens, Iran or a lost astronaut.\u00a0 No time for a picture but check some out online &#8211; pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p>Omaha called on bear crawls and we moved to backwards walk.\u00a0 This brought so much enjoyment from pax we later Omahaed again to Apollo Creeds.\u00a0 I believe it was Blind Date who said we could walk up like normal people to which I responded &#8220;We&#8217;re not normal&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not sure any team completed the list. Adobe and Blind Date and I got to Diamond Merkins and WWIIs.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of merkins &#8211; hadn&#8217;t thought about the spelling in a while but at today&#8217;s Samaritan workout when Data was explaining why we call pushups American style &#8211; shouldn&#8217;t we then spell it mercans?\u00a0 I&#8217;ll leave that question out there for debate but from now on it&#8217;s mercans for me.<\/p>\n<p>Quick Sumo Drill back at launch &#8211; always a crowd pleaser and the heavyweight bout featured Ziffel and Tonka with Ziffel putting Tonka in a fireman&#8217;s carry and up on his shoulders with a squat finish.\u00a0 The Mighty Igor would be proud. If you know that reference we can be friends.<\/p>\n<p>Ziggy lead several of us in Q Source after &#8211; make that a part of your Tuesday if you can<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>Lots of opps for community leadership &#8211; Samaritan, Greenest &#8211; keep an eye on Slack<\/p>\n<p>Prayer requests &#8211; healing for those going through surgery and sickness, those dealing with loss and those experiencing new lives, and Peace for the world.<\/p>\n<p>Always an honor<\/p>\n<p>DQ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a double respect calendar fail last week, YHC was ready to get back to Tuesday&#8217;s finest nonrunning workout which has seen attendance increases as strong as gas price hikes in recent weeks. 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