ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!!<\/p>\n
YHC has been racking his brain lately for some fun competitive alterations to our every day beatdown. Enter: SWT podcast ep. 23 QvQ challenge<\/a><\/p>\n This was a no brainer and with enough concentrated force at the WeFoCo and Central Dash, we even had a budding rivalry at the ready. Quick DM to some fine, upstanding siteQs, itching to represent their AO and the domain from which they hail, and the stage was set. Marchliament Madness would determine who is the biggest, baddest Q in DashPAXland and give him the chance to raise the banner whence he came.<\/p>\n THE FIELD:<\/p>\n 3\/3 – BLOWBACK<\/a> – @Zephyr<\/a>\u00a0 vs @Rollback<\/a> THE FORMAT<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ROUND 3: WARDEN WARGAMES – @Subfloor<\/a> vs @van.gogh<\/a><\/p>\n The Marchliament Murph commenced on time and under budget as @head hunter, @rollback and YHC took off into the gloom at 0440 for highly questionable behavior at a highly questionable hour of the morning. We arrive to find none other than @van.gogh halfway through his Murph reps because he decided to be even more highly questionable in behavior and hour. Lunacy will not be outdone.<\/p>\n The mumble chatter was centered around what a spectacular show was before us with the upcoming matchup. But boy, all expectations were blown away by the spectacle that was Warden Wargames.<\/p>\n The lunatics arrived back at the AO to a posse assembled and with a curious block chain arrangement off in a lesser known grassy area of the AO staged by @van.gogh. @subfloor is pacing the parking lot with an eye to the notorious benches (NDE for YHC at a previous @subfloor Q enters YHC’s mind), warming up his tune box and reminding YHC that we’ll need to shorten the warmup to squeeze in some travel time to the wall. The air is tense. Leprechaun magic itself could hardly conjure more anticipation.<\/p>\n 0530 strikes. The time has come.<\/p>\n WRM<\/p>\n YHC’s ability to tease out the routines has been naught each week. This week being no different, YHC went with the tried and true that’s kept us all alive the past two rounds.<\/p>\n MS. CP.<\/p>\n SSH<\/p>\n AV<\/p>\n WHIRLY<\/p>\n STRETCHY<\/p>\n PLANK<\/p>\n <\/p>\n THANG 1 – @subfloor<\/p>\n @subfloor spares no time charging all the PAX to the benches. The dreadful Coyote Ugly is tossed out as a decoy and an incredulous laugh shoots out from YHC’s mouth. The Q had mercy and rebranded the call to the “Coyote Pretty”. Some psychological chess maneuvers out of the gate for Monsieur ‘floor. I like it.<\/p>\n 3\/17\/2026 is @subloor’s M and his 19th wedding anniversary!!! Happy anniversary! This constituted a celebration in the form of a playlist that featured all the songs from their wedding as well as on-theme rep counts. Nicely done.<\/p>\n COYOTE PRETTY – PARTNER UP<\/p>\n STANDING OPPOSITE PICNIC TABLES FROM PARTNER<\/p>\n Once complete with a full circuit around the table….<\/p>\n This was hilarious and terrible. The extra minute early start really torched YHC’s mathing abilities. I never seemed to equilibriate again and was all but lost for the entirety of the beatdown. Sent it to @van.gogh at some point, but have no idea if it was early or late, but somehow it felt like both.<\/p>\n THANG 2 – @van.gogh<\/p>\n @van.gogh was chomping at the bit. Shot out of the gate when called and took command. Onward to the block chain arrangement on the South Lawn. We would be partaking in the St. Patty’s bar crawl and feeling all the physical consequences without any of the enjoyment. Yay.<\/p>\n BAR CRAWL – PARTNER UP<\/span><\/p>\n ST PATTY’S KEGGER – AT THE GYM WALL<\/p>\n Horrible. Just horrible. Beast crawls are for the birds and distasteful. The keg pass put a most repugnant sour look on my face. YHC was an unhappy camper.<\/p>\n THANG 3 – @subfloor<\/p>\n To the wall we go. Keep the same partners as the past two evolutions. @subfloor educates the PAX on the legacy Irish word for Green – GLAS. Questions on pronunciation were posed.<\/p>\n GLAS OF THE IRISH<\/p>\n Flap Jack for 17X rounds or until time.<\/p>\n Spoiler. No one made it to 17 and this was terrible. YHC’s vision was starting to gray out around the edges. I hardly had brain function enough to compute the time on my watch. How many minutes passed? Have we always been here? What is life?<\/p>\n THANG 4 – @van.gogh<\/p>\n LEPRECHAUN CRAWL – PARTNER UP<\/p>\n AT WALKWAY – SOMETHING ABOUT CARTING YOUR DRUNK BUDDY IN A WHEELBARROW<\/p>\n REPEATO LEPRECHAUN CRAWL TO LAUNCH<\/p>\n AT LAUNCH REPEATO WHEELBARROW ROUTINE<\/p>\n BLOCKS UP!<\/p>\n TIME<\/p>\n <\/p>\n COT<\/p>\n We somehow finished with time on the clock. Doubtless it was due to my oxygen deprived brain keeping the clock. @subfloor handled COT while @boomerang and YHC tallied the votes. It was so close we did an automatic recount before announcing the results.<\/p>\n THE RESULTS<\/p>\n @van.gogh takes the victory with the narrowest of margins of two beans (1 vote swing). There was immediate MC around @subfloor taking the electoral collage, while @van.gogh got the popular vote. The hilarity of this was priceless and impossible to convey in the written word.<\/p>\n Nicely done to these two competitors. To say “what a performance” would be understated. What a glorious battle. It’s a shame that both can’t walk away with the win. The suck factor was ramped up, the themes crisp, the competition stout, the MC premier and the results show it. Thank you guys for leading and being a part of the competition. This one was special.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Division ScoreCard<\/p>\n WeFoCo – 1\u00a0 |\u00a0 DashCentral – 2<\/p>\n <\/p>\n NMM<\/p>\n Come out this week for the final 1v1 matchup BLIND, BEANS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA between @FrankandBeans<\/a> vs @Blind Date <\/a>and see which HIM will round out our group of finalists for the Championship!<\/p>\n Peace,<\/p>\n Tonka<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!! YHC has been racking his brain lately for some fun competitive alterations to our every day beatdown. Enter: SWT podcast ep. 23 QvQ challenge This was a no brainer and with enough concentrated force at the WeFoCo and Central Dash, we even had a budding rivalry at the ready. 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3\/10 – CASE OF THE MONDAYS<\/a> – @cruiser<\/a>\u00a0 vs @Tammy<\/a>
3\/17 – WARDEN WARGAMES – @Subfloor<\/a> vs @van.gogh<\/a>
3\/24 – BLIND, BEANS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA – @FrankandBeans<\/a> vs @Blind Date<\/a>
3\/31 – FINALE – @Rollback,<\/a> @cruiser <\/a>, @van.gogh<\/a>, and TBD<\/p>\n\n
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\n Category<\/strong><\/th>\n Subfloor<\/strong><\/th>\n Van Gogh \ud83c\udfc6<\/strong><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n \n Creativity<\/strong><\/th>\n 14<\/td>\n 5<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n Difficulty<\/strong><\/th>\n 5<\/td>\n 17<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n Delivery<\/strong><\/th>\n 10<\/td>\n 9<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n \n Total<\/strong><\/th>\n 29<\/strong><\/td>\n 31<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n \n