{"id":26184,"date":"2025-12-20T04:01:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T08:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=26184"},"modified":"2025-12-20T08:45:57","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T12:45:57","slug":"50000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/12\/50000\/","title":{"rendered":"50,000!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Some workouts are just workouts. This one was a marker.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">This morning, 17 HIMs gathered in the gloom to help YHC cross an arbitrary, unnecessary, and borderline stupid milestone: 50,000 burpees. No medals. No sponsorships. Just concrete, sweat, and brothers willing to show up early for something that made absolutely no sense on paper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The beatdown was built around 11s at 10 pain stations, bear crawling and rev-mosey between each stop like wounded animals who made poor life choices. Burpees stacked up quickly. Other exercises made it fun.<br \/>\nThere was a little Mary. There was a little grumbling. There was zero quit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><strong><span class=\"s2\">The Thang<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s3\">11s Pyramid \u2013 Up &amp; Down<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Start at the bottom of the garage. Do the exercises at each of 10 stations, all adding up to 11 reps. A total of 100 burpees by the end. Bear crawling between stations on the short sides, and reverse mosey up and down the ramps.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Stations:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">1\ufe0f\u20e3 1 Burpee \/ 10 Crunchy Frogs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">2\ufe0f\u20e3 2 Burpees \/ 9 Dive Bombers<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">3\ufe0f\u20e3 3 Burpees \/ 8 V-Ups<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">4\ufe0f\u20e3 4 Burpees \/ 7 Ratchet Squats (DC)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">5\ufe0f\u20e3 5 Burpees \/ 6 Freddie Merkins<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u2003\u2003(merkin \u2192 roll \u2192 Freddie Merc)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">6\ufe0f\u20e3 6 Burpees \/ 5 Imperial Squats (DC)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u2003\u2003(squat \u2192 R imp \u2192 squat \u2192 L imp)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">7\ufe0f\u20e3 7 Burpees \/ 4 Captain Thors (1:4)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">8\ufe0f\u20e3 8 Burpees \/ 3 Lt. Dan\u2019s Magic Jumping Legs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">9\ufe0f\u20e3 9 Burpees \/ 2 WMDs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\ud83d\udd1f 10 Burpees \/ 1 TWIT Merkin (IC)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Descending (mirror image)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">9\ufe0f\u20e3 9 Burpees \/ 2 WMDs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">8\ufe0f\u20e3 8 Burpees \/ 3 Lt. Dan\u2019s Magic Jumping Legs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">7\ufe0f\u20e3 7 Burpees \/ 4 Captain Thors<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">6\ufe0f\u20e3 6 Burpees \/ 5 Imperial Squats<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">5\ufe0f\u20e3 5 Burpees \/ 6 Freddie Merkins<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">4\ufe0f\u20e3 4 Burpees \/ 7 Ratchet Squats<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">3\ufe0f\u20e3 3 Burpees \/ 8 V-Ups<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">2\ufe0f\u20e3 2 Burpees \/ 9 Dive Bombers<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">1\ufe0f\u20e3 1 Burpee \/ 10 Crunchy Frogs<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">YHC saved five burpees at the end\u2014not for suffering, but for perspective.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Because while the burpees were dumb\u2026The F3 brotherhood is not.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Over the past year, this group didn\u2019t just count reps. They showed up with words of encouragement, prayers spoken and unspoken, texts sent late at night, and tangible help when my family needed it most\u2014especially during several of my M\u2019s surgeries and recoveries. Meals. Check-ins. Support without conditions. Brotherhood in its purest form.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">That\u2019s F3.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Not just fitness\u2014but men locking arms and carrying weight together when life gets heavy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">You don\u2019t need to do 50,000 burpees. But you <em>can<\/em> do something hard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Pick a goal that scares you a little. Tell another HIM about it. Let him hold you accountable. Let the group carry you when you falter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">That\u2019s how stupid ideas turn into meaningful ones.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong><span class=\"s3\">Announcements<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8211; GreeNest 12\/20<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8211; stay tuned regarding Christmas Day convergence?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong><span class=\"s3\">Prayer Requests<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8211; Slow Pitch and family.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8211; a lot of people struggle during the holidays. Be mindful.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\"><br \/>\nNMM<\/span><\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Tonka moved at a pace that suggested the workout was optional for him. Blink and he was done. Again.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Van Gogh matched Tonka rep for rep, making high-volume suffering look so easy it felt personally offensive.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Zima did not smile\u2014he instead provided unsolicited form critique throughout the workout, proving once again that pain is best processed through technical disapproval. He mumble something about evolved bears at one point<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Starfish carried himself like 50,000 burpees was last year\u2019s warm-up and this was merely a maintenance session. No visible distress. Suspicious confidence.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Blind Date showed up curious and left baptized in sweat, now fully aware of what he signed up for.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Ziggy bounced through the stations with chaotic energy, appearing exactly where you least wanted company during burpees.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Tammy remained steady and composed, quietly embarrassing other men who were dramatically unraveling and he did high-knees during the reverse mosey<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Zephyr floated through the beatdown like a cool breeze\u2014present, calm, and entirely unfazed by the surrounding carnage.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Spicoli enjoyed every moment of the format. YHC is thankful for his videography!<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Burns leaned into the grind with a look that said, \u201cThis is awful\u2026 but correct.\u201d He was caught wondering why he came again.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Adobe stayed polite and dependable, refusing to crack despite repeated structural stress tests.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Cruiser planned his next session of his evil lab while he breezed through the burpees<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Rubber Ducky openly wished to go back into the rain, apparently offended by the dry comfort of the garage and longing for true misery.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Bootsy put in relentless work with zero theatrics, just quiet suffering and honest reps. The man has some ups, for real<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Chisel lived up to the name\u2014sharp, efficient, and clearly forged for this kind of punishment.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Dr. Toot, our resident dentist, provided both delightful stories and atmospheric disruption, breaking wind with a frequency that suggested either nervous energy or an aggressive fiber regimen.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Lambchop stayed in the fight well past the point of reason, he didn\u2019t negotiate as much as usual &#8211; odd?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some workouts are just workouts. This one was a marker. This morning, 17 HIMs gathered in the gloom to help YHC cross an arbitrary, unnecessary, and borderline stupid milestone: 50,000 burpees. No medals. No sponsorships. Just concrete, sweat, and brothers willing to show up early for something that made absolutely no sense on paper. 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