{"id":26177,"date":"2025-12-18T08:37:01","date_gmt":"2025-12-18T12:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=26177"},"modified":"2025-12-18T08:37:01","modified_gmt":"2025-12-18T12:37:01","slug":"proofs-a-backblast-definitely-written-by-a-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/12\/proofs-a-backblast-definitely-written-by-a-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Proofs \u2014 A backblast definitely written by a human"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After accusations that an AI has been writing previous backblasts, I want to assure everyone this was written by a real human being with thumbs, emotions, and a questionable relationship with em dashes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 RISING PROOF \u2014 A Backblast About Growth, Burn, and Choosing to Be Here<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AO:<\/strong> The Distillery<br \/>\n<strong>Date:<\/strong> December 18<br \/>\n<strong>Theme:<\/strong> Rising Proof<br \/>\n<strong>Weather:<\/strong> Cold \u2014 motivating \u2014 irrelevant<br \/>\n<strong>Mood:<\/strong> Reflective \u2014 strained \u2014 inspirational (somehow)<\/p>\n<p>We began \u2014 as all meaningful journeys must \u2014 with the <strong>Mission and the Five Core Principles<\/strong>. Because before you raise the proof\u2026 you must raise the standard. \ud83e\udde0\u2728<br \/>\nAlso \u2014 because tradition matters \u2014 and someone has to say it out loud.<\/p>\n<p>A <strong>Warmarama<\/strong> followed \u2014 joints warmed \u2014 muscles loosened \u2014 confidence inflated \u2014 a brief but necessary illusion. \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25<br \/>\nThis was the calm before the proof.<\/p>\n<p>Then \u2014 we arrived at <strong>The Thang<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 Rising Proof<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not just a workout \u2014 but a metaphor \u2014 a process \u2014 a reminder that nothing meaningful stays easy forever.<\/p>\n<p>Each round lasted <strong>8 minutes<\/strong> \u2014 because time expands under load.<br \/>\nCounting was minimized \u2014 because numbers distract from growth.<br \/>\nProof increased \u2014 because life doesn\u2019t stay at 80 forever. \ud83e\udd43\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83e\udd43\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83e\udd43<\/p>\n<p>As was said (and later regretted):<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe proof doesn\u2019t rise \u2014 <strong>you do<\/strong>.<br \/>\n\u2026and also your heart rate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83d\uddc2\ufe0f Rising Proof Breakdown (For Clarity\u2122)<\/strong><\/p>\n<table>\n<thead>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Proof<\/strong><\/td>\n<td><strong>Mode of Transportation<\/strong><\/td>\n<td><strong>Exercise at Each End Line<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>80 Proof<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Mosey (Parking Lot Suicide)<\/td>\n<td>10 Squats (later Omaha\u2019d to 10 total \/ 5 per side)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>100 Proof<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Lunge Walk Down \/ Rifle Carry Back<\/td>\n<td>5 Block Swings at each end<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>120 Proof<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Murder Bunnies Down \/ Rifle Carry Back<\/td>\n<td>5 Thrusters at each end<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>151 Proof<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Bear Crawl Block Push \/ Rifle Carry Back<\/td>\n<td>5 Total Blockees (2 on one end, 3 on the other)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><em>\ud83d\udcccEach set was a suicide format (1 space, 2 spaces, and so on)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udccc<em>Each proof level lasted 8 minutes.<\/em><br \/>\n\ud83d\udccc <em>When the timer ended \u2014 the proof rose \u2014 whether you were ready or not.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 80 Proof \u2014 Smooth<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We moseyed \u2014 calmly \u2014 confidently \u2014 through parking lot suicides.<br \/>\nAt each end line: <strong>squats<\/strong>.<br \/>\nTen of them \u2014 until adaptability was introduced \u2014 via an <strong>Omaha audible<\/strong> \u2014 reducing the load to <strong>10 total (5 per side)<\/strong>. \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udca1<\/p>\n<p>This proof went down smooth \u2014 approachable \u2014 deceptive.<br \/>\nMuch like motivation on a Monday morning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSmooth doesn\u2019t mean easy \u2014 it just means you haven\u2019t noticed yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 100 Proof \u2014 Noticeable<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Transportation shifted \u2014 expectations shifted \u2014 legs filed a formal complaint. \ud83e\uddb5\ud83d\udcc4<\/p>\n<p>A <strong>lunge walk down<\/strong> \u2014 block swings at each end \u2014 <strong>rifle carry back<\/strong> \u2014 symmetry optional \u2014 effort mandatory. \ud83e\udea8\ud83d\udd25<br \/>\nMumble chatter began \u2014 as it always does \u2014 when comfort quietly exits the chat. \ud83d\udcac\ud83d\udeaa<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t choose the proof \u2014 the proof chooses you.<br \/>\nSometimes unfairly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Someone said, <em>\u201cThis isn\u2019t that bad.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\nGrowth immediately disagreed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 120 Proof \u2014 Lingering<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Murder bunnies appeared \u2014 thrusters followed \u2014 breathing became louder \u2014 thoughts became shorter. \ud83d\udc30\ud83d\ude2e\u200d\ud83d\udca8<\/p>\n<p>This proof didn\u2019t rush \u2014 it stayed with you \u2014 like wisdom \u2014 or regret \u2014 or both.<br \/>\nEye contact faded.<br \/>\nSilence increased.<br \/>\nThe parking lot expanded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen the burn shows up \u2014 that\u2019s when the work begins.<br \/>\nOr ends. It\u2019s hard to tell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 151 Proof \u2014 Truth<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl block pushes \u2014 blockees \u2014 uneven reps \u2014 because fairness is overrated. \ud83d\udc3b\u2b07\ufe0f\ud83e\udea8<\/p>\n<p>Complaints were voiced \u2014 loudly \u2014 passionately \u2014 creatively.<br \/>\nAnd yet \u2014 somehow \u2014 a few brave souls claimed to <strong>\u201cprefer higher proofs.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe higher the proof \u2014 the quieter the excuses.<br \/>\nMostly because no one can breathe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>These statements were made \u2014 under fatigue \u2014 without counsel \u2014 and should not be cited in future discussions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd43 Final Reflections<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not every workout is about joy.<br \/>\nSome are about <strong>burn<\/strong> \u2014 <strong>presence<\/strong> \u2014 and learning that higher proof always costs more. \ud83d\udd25\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t rise to the level of the proof \u2014 you sink to the level of your lung capacity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We showed up.<br \/>\nWe stayed in it.<br \/>\nWe raised the proof \u2014 together.<\/p>\n<p>Same men \u2014 higher proof \u2014 no mixers \u2014 just truth. \ud83e\udd43\ud83d\udcaa\u2728<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After accusations that an AI has been writing previous backblasts, I want to assure everyone this was written by a real human being with thumbs, emotions, and a questionable relationship with em dashes. \ud83e\udd43 RISING PROOF \u2014 A Backblast About Growth, Burn, and Choosing to Be Here AO: The Distillery Date: December 18 Theme: Rising [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":199,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-distillery"],"acf":{"q":"Cruiser","date":"12\/18\/2025","pax":"Blind Date, Ziggy Stardust, Tonka, Drama Queen, Rubber Ducky, Adobe, Nelly"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/199"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26177"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26179,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26177\/revisions\/26179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}