{"id":26104,"date":"2025-12-08T17:59:36","date_gmt":"2025-12-08T21:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=26104"},"modified":"2025-12-08T18:04:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T22:04:16","slug":"cruiser-please-chop-his-knees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/12\/cruiser-please-chop-his-knees\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruiser Please Chop His Knees"},"content":{"rendered":"

YHC, with a desire to bring pain to the PAX and explore the lesser known lands around VI, put a plan together that would utilize the rolling hills of Village Point. Then, with a further desire to season the plan with a little Christmas cheer, racked my brain to think of some caroling lyrics to feature in the preblast. After completely getting carried away with a full verse and chorus remix of the classic show tune “Jingle Bells”, a preblast was posted as follows:<\/p>\n

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“Dashing through VI, wishing you had a sleigh<\/span><\/p>\n

up the hills we sprint, moaning all the way<\/span><\/p>\n

PAX ears and head will ring, making merlot splash<\/span><\/p>\n

what fun it is to run up hills and wish you stayed in bed<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh hills are hell, tonka smells, make him go away<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh what fun it is to run and curse the Q and say-ay<\/span><\/p>\n

@Cruiser please, chop his knees, ban the man today<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh what fun it is to run and curse the Q all day!”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Pleased with my work, I felt I had well balanced the responsibility of the Q to entice with entertainment, yet banish with a bold caution to the wise. Thus, the PAX in attendance, refined by the fire of the foreboding invitation, would show up and show out on the challenge.<\/p>\n

All of said PAX arrived with wetted appetites and they were not disappointed.<\/p>\n

I will say however, ware you PAX who attempt to craft elaborate preblasts, lest you be accused of AI’ing your wares and thus compromising their worth in the eyes of the beholders. Nay, Chat GPT it is not, but C<\/strong>unning H<\/strong>alf-witted A<\/strong>nd T<\/strong>ypical G<\/strong>enerally P<\/strong>oignant T<\/strong>unes it is. That joke was too long, but I’m leaving it.<\/p>\n

Anyway, 8 fearless PAX circled up in the parking lot of the Idiocy Village and things got real idiotic, real quick.<\/p>\n

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MS. CP.<\/p>\n

WRM<\/p>\n

SSH<\/p>\n

AV<\/p>\n

WHIRLY<\/p>\n

MT CLIMBERS<\/p>\n

DWD<\/p>\n

“Recover. Follow me.” (The PAX learned to hate these words)<\/p>\n

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THANG<\/p>\n

We moseyed over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house and then kept going. Circle up at the end of the driveway across from Sweet Frog Froyo.<\/p>\n

FORMAT:<\/p>\n