{"id":25818,"date":"2025-10-10T21:41:53","date_gmt":"2025-10-11T01:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=25818"},"modified":"2025-10-10T21:41:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T01:41:53","slug":"hiroo-onoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/10\/hiroo-onoda\/","title":{"rendered":"Hiroo Onoda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hiroo Onoda was a Japanese soldier who lived and fought on Lubang Island for many years after WWII ended.\u00a0 Refusing to believe that Japan had surrendered, he hid in the jungle and conducted raids on local villages for many decades after the war.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The 7 PAX today hid on the Strollway and conducted raids on lampposts, refusing to believe IPC 2025 was over.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>TIME WASTERS.\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>BEATDOWN.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">EXERCISES<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At the starting point: Mountain Climbers x25<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At each lamp post:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Hand Release Overhead Clap Burpee<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Bobby Hurleys (full palms on the ground)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Perfect Merkin<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Heels to Heaven<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">CIRCUIT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Perform Mountain Climbers at the starting point<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Mosey to the first lamppost and do 1 rep of each exercise<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Sprint back to starting point<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Repeat for round 2 by stopping at posts #1 and #2 (2 reps each exercise)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Repeat for round 3 by stopping at posts #1, #2, and #3\u00a0(3 reps each exercise)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8211; Continue until time is called<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>DONE.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>NMM:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">All PAX ended somewhere between rounds #5 and #7, I think.\u00a0 Some were too far ahead of me to see.\u00a0 Others were doing something else.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rollback and Spicoli made light work of the beatdown and led the charge.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Van Gogh was hot on their heels, hanging with them for many of the rounds.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Drip smiled.\u00a0 Root Canal powered.\u00a0 Rubber Ducky told stories.\u00a0 None of that diminished their intense effort.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">None of the exercises were fun.\u00a0 The \u201csprints\u201d were even less fun.\u00a0 Those f\u2019ing perfect merkins can suck it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The form stabilizer exercises were added with the best of intentions.\u00a0 Oh well, better luck next time.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The run back to the launch point up the tiny hill was a completely unnecessary punch right to the testicles.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The entire workout was so much harder than anticipated &#8211; like a full on snotwoggler.\u00a0 Expect it to make a repeat appearance soon, rebranded as a CSAUP at The Speakeasy.\u00a0 No joke, the dummies requested another shot at it.\u00a0 I\u2019ve got the receipts (mobile phone recording) to prove it.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>ANNOUNCEMENTS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Spicoli has the Q at Conspiracy tomorrow.\u00a0 He declined to immediately repeat the workout.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tomorrow is MayHAM, not MayHIM, not Mayhem.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">RAH is Saturday, October 18.\u00a0 F3WS is a sponsor, has a table, and requests your presence.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">F3 bonfire: October 24 (see Rollback for details)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Muddy Creek Backyard Ultra: November 23 (see Zima if you have a conflict)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>PRAYERS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Peace in the Middle East<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Lamb Chop family<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Let us be the men that our dogs think we are.\u00a0 Zima Out.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hiroo Onoda was a Japanese soldier who lived and fought on Lubang Island for many years after WWII ended.\u00a0 Refusing to believe that Japan had surrendered, he hid in the jungle and conducted raids on local villages for many decades after the war. &nbsp; 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