{"id":24757,"date":"2025-03-06T15:00:43","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T19:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=24757"},"modified":"2025-03-06T15:00:43","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T19:00:43","slug":"a-test-of-sorts-at-village-idiocy-3-3-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/03\/a-test-of-sorts-at-village-idiocy-3-3-2025\/","title":{"rendered":"A Test of Sorts at Village Idiocy 3.3.2025"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lets set the stage &#8211; The weather was perfect. Brisk but clear. Crunchy grass. Millennials pouring out of their cars to participate in a fun usage of our time.<\/p>\n<p>The Jerry has it going on, Tracks out back, Rocks galore, Parking lots a plenty. YHC thought, lets try to use it all!<\/p>\n<p>5 CORE Principles of F3<\/p>\n<p>Free<\/p>\n<p>Open to ALL Men<\/p>\n<p>Held outside heat or cold<\/p>\n<p>Led by YOU or your peers<\/p>\n<p>Ends with COT<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We promptly started at 0530 with a\u00a0 Little <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>WARM-A-RAMA<\/strong><\/span> :<\/p>\n<p>SSH IC<\/p>\n<p>Abe Vigoda IC<\/p>\n<p>Whirly Cant Catch a Break, still has the clap IC<\/p>\n<p>The Cherry Pie Special &#8211; Arm Circles FWD\/Back, OHC, Chinooks, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs <strong>#CrowdPleaser<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Recover<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>#Salute to Inspector Gadget, getting his mosey on in The Jerry:<\/p>\n<p>MONKEY HUMPERS x 10 IC<\/p>\n<p>PICKLE POUNDERS x 10 IC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey over to the Large Lot, South of The Jerry for:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>THE THANG<\/strong> <\/span>: 4 Corners of the Lot. Exercises performed at each corner, mode of transportation between corners after exercises.<\/p>\n<p>Corner 1:<\/p>\n<p>DRY DOCKS x 20<\/p>\n<p>DIVE BOMBERS x 20<\/p>\n<p>SHOULDER TAPS x 20 DC<\/p>\n<p>BEAR CRAWL &gt;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Corner 2:<\/p>\n<p>SQUATS x 20<\/p>\n<p>MONKEY HUMPERS x 20<\/p>\n<p>LUNGES x 20, 10Ea Leg<\/p>\n<p>CRAWL BEAR &gt;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Corner 3:<\/p>\n<p>MTN CLIMBERS\u00a0 x 20 DC<\/p>\n<p>AMERICAN HAMMERS x 20 DC<\/p>\n<p>LOW SLOW FLUTTER x 20 DC<\/p>\n<p>INCH WORM MERKIN &gt;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Corner 4:<\/p>\n<p>10 COUNT, Enough of that&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the Rock Pile near the track for some 11s with a Shmedium sized Coupon.<\/p>\n<p>CURLS x 10<\/p>\n<p>THRUSTERS x 1<\/p>\n<p>Work through each Flap Jack to total 11<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the Benches North of The Jerry<\/p>\n<p>DIPs IC<\/p>\n<p>IRKINS<\/p>\n<p>DIPS IC<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back to Launch<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>MARY:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>NO TIME!<\/p>\n<p>Pencils down, FIN<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>COT:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Announcements:<\/p>\n<p>BLIND DATE VQ&#8217;d (As I&#8217;m writing this, Sorry BD) 3\/6 at DISTILLERY. From the Slack BB, seems you killed it!<\/p>\n<p>Cruiser hosting a ridiculous CSAUP opportunity for his 40th (April 19th). 4Hrs of Power&#8230;read PAIN. Sounds terrible and wonderful at the same time. Bear crawling between the different AOs is optional.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Taps<\/p>\n<p>Franks&amp;Bean \ud83d\ude42 &#8211; We&#8217;re with you in the fire, let us share the load. Leave no man behind! (Working on the Conspiracy BB too &lt;3)<\/p>\n<p>Aging Parents &#8211; Send your love to the ones that raised ya.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NMM:<\/p>\n<p>Blind Date is a man of distinguished tongue and entendre. His thruster form is like looking at velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on.<\/p>\n<p>Cruiser is full of power, its like controlled wild power demonstrated the entire morning.<\/p>\n<p>Zesty has unreal range of motion, like a smooth stretch armstrong.<\/p>\n<p>Wahoo performed a bear crawl sprint to corner 2 of The Jerry&#8217;s south lot. It was like watching a rocket in a sweatsuit pass you by. Uncanny ability and talent.<\/p>\n<p>All pax were incredibly kind to YHC about the total thrusters YHC was performing. Easy to lose count if you&#8217;re running your mouth..heh.<\/p>\n<p>Zero time for Mary, too much fun was had.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for humoring me and giving it your all gents. Cruiser if you want the keys, they&#8217;re stuck to the bottom of the benches under the shelter&#8230;.probably covered in prechewed gum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aye!!<\/p>\n<p>$5<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lets set the stage &#8211; The weather was perfect. Brisk but clear. Crunchy grass. Millennials pouring out of their cars to participate in a fun usage of our time. The Jerry has it going on, Tracks out back, Rocks galore, Parking lots a plenty. YHC thought, lets try to use it all! 5 CORE Principles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":484,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,77,116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-village-idiocy","category-wefoco"],"acf":{"q":"$5 Footlong","date":"3.3.2025","pax":"Cruiser, Blind Date, Zesty (WB), Wahoo, $5 Footlong (WD+QIC)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/484"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24757"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24772,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24757\/revisions\/24772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}