{"id":24663,"date":"2025-02-15T23:16:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-16T03:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=24663"},"modified":"2025-02-15T23:16:57","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T03:16:57","slug":"simple-yet-effective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2025\/02\/simple-yet-effective\/","title":{"rendered":"Simple, Yet Effective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>TIME WASTERS.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Please tell me that you didn\u2019t come here to read how we \u201cwarmed up\u201d.\u00a0 Something that should be done BEFORE arrival.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>BEATDOWN.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Overhead Press<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> (with cinder block) x 10 IC<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Rifle Carry Reverse Peloton<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> from block storage area to the side parking lot.\u00a0 When a PAX lowers block, all PAX stop and do 3 burpees.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Main Event<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At one end of the parking lot while waiting on the six: rotate between <\/span><b>SSH<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x 25 and <\/span><b>LBC<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x 25 in order to start all new rounds together.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Mountain Climbers<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x ?? (until the designated PAX says \u201cgo\u201d).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Sprint<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> to the first traffic island.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>WMDs<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x 10.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Sprint<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> to the end of the parking lot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Blockees with full block thruster<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x 15.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>JOG<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> back to start.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rinse and repeat.\u00a0 No need to include other exercises.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>MARY.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Low Dollies with block<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> x 15 IC<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Rifle Carry Reverse Peloton<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Rifle Carry Jailbreak<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>DONE.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>NMM:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">First and foremost &#8211; EXCELLENT hard work by all the PAX who posted.\u00a0 This was not an easy beatdown.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Curiously, no other PAX who posted at OGs\/Tractors also posted at Alcatraz.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure why not\u00a0 There was zero elevation.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">During the Reverse Peloton, instructions were liberally followed, such as \u201crunning\u201d and \u201clocking out elbows\u201d.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">YHC assumed the word \u201cjog\u201d was a common term.\u00a0 My bad.\u00a0 Maybe if I had used \u201cmosey\u201d, the PAX would not have been confused.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The chiseled-out-of-rock PAX known as Bagpipe, occasionally had to stop to take a breath.\u00a0 I could not believe my eyes.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Drip cheats.\u00a0 Using a bionic knee that allows him to dominate exercises is just plain unfair.\u00a0 Sure, I\u2019m all for the transhumanist movement, but don\u2019t show the rest of us.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Speaking of making us look silly, grandpapa Root Canal was there.\u00a0 When I\u2019m 94 years old and have had 37 surgeries, I hope I can consistently outwork people one third of my age.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Don\u2019t bet against Ducky in a short distance straight sprint.\u00a0 You\u2019ve been warned.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What would happen if someone snuck into Spicoli\u2019s house and set all of the clocks ahead by a half hour?\u00a0 What time would he show up to a beatdown?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">T-Rex Claps were given.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Honestly, I don\u2019t know what Cruiser was doing because I refused to look in his direction.\u00a0 Everytime I think I have decent squat form, I look over at him and get embarrassed.\u00a0 He\u2019s got the BEST squat thruster form in the Dash!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m pretty sure that Subfloor was actually posting memes on Slack during the beatdown.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>ANNOUNCEMENTS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">There might have been Greenest today.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Samaritan Ministries today.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bagpipe will be taking over the Site Q duties at The Iron Throne on March 17.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wooly Bugger has the Alcatraz Q next week.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Drip might have Mayhem on Wednesday.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>PRAYERS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Ms of Lamb Chop and Rollback.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bagpipe\u2019s friend who had cancerous tumors removed.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Zima Out.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TIME WASTERS. Please tell me that you didn\u2019t come here to read how we \u201cwarmed up\u201d.\u00a0 Something that should be done BEFORE arrival. &nbsp; BEATDOWN. &nbsp; Overhead Press (with cinder block) x 10 IC &nbsp; Rifle Carry Reverse Peloton from block storage area to the side parking lot.\u00a0 When a PAX lowers block, all PAX [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":200,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[144,112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alcatraz","category-bootcamp"],"acf":{"q":"Zima","date":"2\/15\/25","pax":"Bagpipe (Murph), Rubber Ducky (Murph), Root Canal (Murph), Drip, Subfloor, Cruiser, Spicoli, Zima (Murph)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/200"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24663"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24665,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24663\/revisions\/24665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}