{"id":2456,"date":"2017-09-12T12:32:34","date_gmt":"2017-09-12T16:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2017-09-12T12:32:34","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T16:32:34","slug":"deck-of-despair-at-flatline-jokers-wildly-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2017\/09\/deck-of-despair-at-flatline-jokers-wildly-terrible\/","title":{"rendered":"Deck of Despair at Flatline &#8211; Jokers Wildly Terrible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2455\" src=\"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4672-e1505233457435-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4672-e1505233457435-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/IMG_4672-e1505233457435.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>YHC volunteered yesterday to Q this morning&#8217;s Flatline, largely because I did not want to get drenched outside.\u00a0 Hence, a covered parking deck version of Deck of Despair was born.\u00a0 Sadly, YHC does not own a deck of cards, despite having been to Las Vegas double digit times.\u00a0 Closer saved the day by bringing a deck.<\/p>\n<p>Above please see the (small photo of my) plan.\u00a0 All PAX likely have done the Deck of Despair.\u00a0 There were a few wrinkles however:<\/p>\n<p>There were 5 rounds, each lasting about 8 minutes, in an effort to vary the exercises.<\/p>\n<p>The 2 Jokers were left in the deck.\u00a0 Each Joker pulled meant 20 Burpees.\u00a0 #crowdpleaser<\/p>\n<p>We sort of took turns drawing cards.\u00a0 In the spirit of Flatline, there was a &#8220;rest&#8221; exercise for each round and they were SSH, Plank, Al Gore, 6 Inches and Imperial Storm Trooper.\u00a0 Thus, while waiting for all PAX to finish and\/or one to draw a card, the &#8220;rest&#8221; move was done.<\/p>\n<p>In sum, with the Clubs, approximately 2.75 miles\u00a0were covered and all muscle groups worked.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>MC:\u00a0 Closer excels at Broad Jumps and Zuckerberg Power Skips.\u00a0 #littleknownfact<\/p>\n<p>Balco ran 28 miles over the weekend and still has flatulence.<\/p>\n<p>Lite Brite is a beast after having run the BRR, playing tennis Sunday and probably posting yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Zima is strong.<\/p>\n<p>Beverly was refreshed, though he ran about 45 minutes this weekend to my 3 hours.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Prayer requests:\u00a0 Houston, Florida, the Caribbean.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out in prayer.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the keys, Beverly!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bluto<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YHC volunteered yesterday to Q this morning&#8217;s Flatline, largely because I did not want to get drenched outside.\u00a0 Hence, a covered parking deck version of Deck of Despair was born.\u00a0 Sadly, YHC does not own a deck of cards, despite having been to Las Vegas double digit times.\u00a0 Closer saved the day by bringing a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":217,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[79],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flatline"],"acf":{"q":"Bluto","date":"9\/12\/17","pax":"Beverly, Closer, Balco, Lite Brite, Zima, Bluto"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/217"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2457,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456\/revisions\/2457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}