{"id":22844,"date":"2023-12-11T11:15:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=22844"},"modified":"2023-12-11T11:18:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:18:39","slug":"holiday-idiocy-in-the-village","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2023\/12\/holiday-idiocy-in-the-village\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Idiocy In The Village"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Q pulled in as the runners ditched their vests and lights, and others parked and jumped out. Lots of talk about weather forecast descripency. Cool, but whatever. Let&#8217;s get started.<\/p>\n<p>Warm-O-Rama as you have come to expect.<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to big lot over by the shelter (we&#8217;ll get there, pax already advocating for dry pavement&#8230;acknowledge and agreed). Fire up the playlists, some YCH&#8217;s favorite less-then-traditional arrangments of holiday classics. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KUgZOf5mjYw\">Voodoo Glow Skulls<\/a> really know how to add the Latin-tinged ska-punk vibe to Feliz Navidad. Saw them open for NOFX in the 90s. But anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Line up about halfway down.<\/p>\n<p>Q will call three exercised IC. After the third one, sprint to end and back, do ten merkins. 5 rounds of this routine.<\/p>\n<p>Called exercises were always Alternating Lunges and Squats with one wildcard&#8230;. I admit some freestyle, but I think it was Peter Parkers, Mountain Climbers, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps, and Seal Claps.<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the shelter.<\/p>\n<p>Benchwork OYO:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5 dips<\/li>\n<li>5 Irkins<\/li>\n<li>5 step-ups, both legs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Repeat o-o 10, then 15. Lap around the track.<\/p>\n<p>Back to it, 10, then 5. One more lap.<\/p>\n<p>Circle up for Rings of Fire. One pax does exercise, rest hold, pass it around.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5 count of:<\/li>\n<li>Monkey Humpers<\/li>\n<li>Merkins<\/li>\n<li>Bobby Hurleys<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230;and on to Mary to wrap up the last 5 minutes, last one-two was holding various planks.<\/p>\n<p>And done.<\/p>\n<p>Announcements:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Holiday Party Wednesday, 6pm, Bar Nola.<\/li>\n<li>Starfish may or may not have the Q at Flatline tomorrow. Today&#8217;s beatdown may or may not have been appropriate for Flatline.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenestws.org\/about-us\">GreeNest<\/a> Saturday, see Singing Cowboy. It&#8217;s a great way to give a little back after the workout and cafeteria on Saturday.<\/li>\n<li>Prayers for aging parents. YHC took us out with thanks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Good turnout. I know a few guys got an EC run in. Nice to meet Draftee. I love that he just heard Starfish at Hanes Park on Saturday and jumped right in. Remember&#8211;someone is always watching.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoyed the time in the Village today. Cruiser, the keys are under the wobbly picnic bench.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Q pulled in as the runners ditched their vests and lights, and others parked and jumped out. Lots of talk about weather forecast descripency. Cool, but whatever. Let&#8217;s get started. Warm-O-Rama as you have come to expect. Mosey to big lot over by the shelter (we&#8217;ll get there, pax already advocating for dry pavement&#8230;acknowledge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":372,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-village-idiocy"],"acf":{"q":"Wobegon","date":"12-11-2023","pax":"Drano, Draftee, Drama Queen, Sea-Man, cruiser, Singing Cowboy. 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