{"id":2159,"date":"2017-08-19T18:42:40","date_gmt":"2017-08-19T18:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2017-08-19T18:42:40","modified_gmt":"2017-08-19T18:42:40","slug":"one-year-later-this-workout-is-still-awful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2017\/08\/one-year-later-this-workout-is-still-awful\/","title":{"rendered":"One Year Later&#8230;This Workout is Still Awful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One year ago today, after some consistent EHing by Splash, YHC took the first of many DRP and posted to my first F3 beatdown. \u00a0It was a convergence of IS and Purgatory, with the Qs being The Elmer Fudd and Bam!<\/p>\n<p>And it sucked.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the fact that YHC dry-heaved during the course of that workout, YHC has loved every horrible minute of the past year. \u00a0To honor the past year, and to test the theory that the workouts do not get easier, you get stronger, YHC decided to replicate that fateful beatdown.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, at the appointed time and with a visitor from F3 Wilmington &#8211; welcome Eight Penny! we began:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Warm-o-rama<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mosey to infield<\/li>\n<li>SSH x 20 IC<\/li>\n<li>Whirly with the Clap, or as they were known a year ago&#8230;Cotton pickers x15 IC<\/li>\n<li>Forward\/reverse arm swirly things x 10 IC<\/li>\n<li>Monkey humpers x 15 IC<\/li>\n<li>Merkins x 10 IC<\/li>\n<li>Head to track for 1 lap\n<ul>\n<li>1\/3 backwards<\/li>\n<li>1\/3 apollo creed<\/li>\n<li>1\/3 apollo creed<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>The Thang<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mosey to the pull up bars\n<ul>\n<li>pax rotated doing pull ups to exhaustion (5 sets of 10 pull-ups), then wall sits for \u201crecovery\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Mosey through the tunnel up to picnic bench area\n<ul>\n<li>Tabata \u2013 20 sec on\/10 \u201crest\u201d x 8\n<ul>\n<li>Round 1 : step ups right leg<\/li>\n<li>Round 2 &#8211; steps ups left leg<\/li>\n<li>Round 3: dips<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Mosey to the big nasty hill that has a name but escapes YHC memory\n<ul>\n<li>Bear Crawl relay!\n<ul>\n<li>pax divide up into two teams \u2013 1st bear crawls up the whole hill &amp; runs back down<\/li>\n<li>rest of team planks until their turn<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Mosey up the hill<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Time to bring it home\n<ul>\n<li>mosey down hill until Reynolda &amp; NW intersection<\/li>\n<li>Reverse Peloton run to HP entrance at Intimidator<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>7 minutes of Mary\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>LBC x 15 IC<\/li>\n<li>Mutton Crunches x 15 both sides IC<\/li>\n<li>Low Flutter x 15 IC<\/li>\n<li>Dying Cockroach x 15 IC<\/li>\n<li>Peter Parker x 10 IC<\/li>\n<li>Parker Peter x 10 IC<\/li>\n<li>Banana \/ Superman<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mosey back to parking lot \u2013 Done!<\/p>\n<p><b>YHC took us out<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>NMM<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thanks to the entire DashPax for a truly wonderful year. \u00a0YHC has learned a lot about myself and has been pushed by a lot of #HIM<\/li>\n<li>Special thanks to Splash &#8211; without this EH, YHC never would have taken that first step. \u00a0Since then, YHC may have gone a tiny bit headfirst into F3.<\/li>\n<li>Great meeting Eight Penny!!<\/li>\n<li>Grass was nice and wet for the pax on the bear crawl hill climb<\/li>\n<li>Great work all around!<\/li>\n<li>Shmedfest is next Saturday &#8211; check Twitter for details!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One year ago today, after some consistent EHing by Splash, YHC took the first of many DRP and posted to my first F3 beatdown. \u00a0It was a convergence of IS and Purgatory, with the Qs being The Elmer Fudd and Bam! 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