{"id":20915,"date":"2022-12-21T19:53:12","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T23:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=20915"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:53:12","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T23:53:12","slug":"mary-and-the-four-corners-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2022\/12\/mary-and-the-four-corners-of-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Mary and the Four Corners of Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four pax gathered for this morning\u2019s version of \u201cMary &amp; The Four Corners of Christmas\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so the Mary part is accurate, and there were even three wise men, BUT the real Christmas story does not really include four corners.\u00a0 After @Zima&#8217;s 12 days of Christmas shenanigans at Flatline, the Q decided to err on the side of simplicity and the Hanes Park track has four &#8220;corners&#8221;&#8230;so there you have it.<\/p>\n<p>Summary of the morning should begin with the pax &#8211; Lamb Chop, Palin, Razzie and Cherry Pie \u2013 one of these may have been outnumbered \u2013 anybody guess?!\u00a0 Without question, it was the Q\u2019s full intent to visit all four corners of the track in full form.\u00a0 HOWEVER, with all the tongue wagging, lip smacking and mumble chatter the pax surrendered the aerodynamic advantage coming out of the gates and began losing precious time down the stretch.<\/p>\n<p>All things considered, the pax stayed together throughout the morning and enjoyed the pre-Christmas fellowship.\u00a0 63 burpees, 40 double shoulder slap merkins, etc, etc&#8230;.and lots of Mary&#8230;.IN The BOOKS!\u00a0 Aye<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Warm-up<\/u><\/strong><strong>\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Side Straddle Hop\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>20 count<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Imperial Storm Trooper \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>20 count<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hillbillys\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>20 count<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Burpees<em> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 20 count<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1 lap around track \u2013 stop in 1<sup>st<\/sup> corner (actually corner #4 referenced below)<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Mary<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>WWII Situps\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>25 count <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Crunchy Frog<em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 15 count\u00a0 (cadence)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Freddie Mercury \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>20 count\u00a0 (cadence)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Flight Attendants \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>20 count\u00a0 (cadence)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Heals to Heaven\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>25 count\u00a0 (cadence)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Side Crunch &#8211; 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