{"id":19613,"date":"2022-06-13T18:15:13","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T22:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=19613"},"modified":"2022-06-13T18:15:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T22:15:13","slug":"merkin-monday-in-the-village","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2022\/06\/merkin-monday-in-the-village\/","title":{"rendered":"Merkin Monday in the Village"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YHC brought back an abysmal beatdown from a VI about a year and a half ago (that I repeated from the Outhouse prior #RIP)&#8230;Schneider was the only repeat offender this morning. On its own it would be devilishly difficult, but an added caveat of 5 merkins after every exercise really adds up quick. Lots of dead arms leaving the parking lot today.<\/p>\n<p>Warm-O-Rama<\/p>\n<p>SSH x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>IST x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>Toy Soldier, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>ASTs forward x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>ASTs backward x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>Michael Phelps x 15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>Copperhead Squats x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>SSH x15, 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>***total \u2013 40 merkins***<\/p>\n<p>The Thang<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to shelter by the big field. Lights were on, which was a nice touch.<\/p>\n<p>Ladder from 12-1\u00a0 12 Squatty Pottys &amp; 1 Dip to 1 squat &amp; 12 dips, each set followed by 5 merkins<\/p>\n<p>***total \u2013 60 merkins***<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to field launch lot for DORA<\/p>\n<p>Parter A runs to end of the field from about halfway (end zone to end zone) and does 5 merkins before coming back to Partner B who is doing:<\/p>\n<p>Jump Squats x100<\/p>\n<p>Peter Parkers (DC) x200<\/p>\n<p>LBCs x300<\/p>\n<p>***total &#8211; 35-40 merkins***<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the softball field for a baseball game<\/p>\n<p>Pax 1 starts at home plate, does 5 merkins and runs to first base, does 5 merkins, and continues the pattern around the bases. As soon as pax 1 takes off, pax 2 does 5 merkins and runs to first, etc. The goal is to catch the pax in front of you &#8211; we made it 2 laps until Sea-Man caught YHC. Punishment for getting caught: everyone does 5 burpees.<\/p>\n<p>***total &#8211; 40 merkins***<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back to launch for Mary<\/p>\n<p>Outside knee touches x15 IC, 5 merkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>Heels to heaven x15 IC, 5 merkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>Freddie Mercs x15 IC, 5 merkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>Davie County Prom Dates x15 IC, 5 merkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>American Hammer x15 IC, 5 merkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>Total Body Destroyers x10 IC. Fin.<\/p>\n<p>***total &#8211; 25 merkins***<\/p>\n<p>Total merkin count &#8211; 200-215<\/p>\n<p>Schneider and Spicoli had a lot of chatter about Blackstones. Schneider seems to be quite the expert. It was new to me seeing Gretel without Hansel. Sea-Man got after it in relative quiet this am. Strong group in the village, as always.<\/p>\n<p>The Launchpad returns next week, &amp; Transcript is on Q! Honey Badger will have his final Q in F3WS at Flatline next Tuesday. As of this morning no one had signed up to Q Parliament, and we witnessed the wheels begin to turn in Sea-Man&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p>Prayers for kids out for the summer, for Flopper at JROTC camp this week, for Honey Badger&#8217;s upcoming move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YHC brought back an abysmal beatdown from a VI about a year and a half ago (that I repeated from the Outhouse prior #RIP)&#8230;Schneider was the only repeat offender this morning. On its own it would be devilishly difficult, but an added caveat of 5 merkins after every exercise really adds up quick. Lots of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":450,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-village-idiocy"],"acf":{"q":"Burns","date":"6.13.22","pax":"Sea-Man, Gretel, Spicoli, Schneider, Burns"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/450"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19614,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19613\/revisions\/19614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}