{"id":19165,"date":"2022-04-09T10:46:24","date_gmt":"2022-04-09T14:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=19165"},"modified":"2022-04-09T10:46:24","modified_gmt":"2022-04-09T14:46:24","slug":"tombstone-leroy-jenkins-and-violent-vomits-at-purgatory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2022\/04\/tombstone-leroy-jenkins-and-violent-vomits-at-purgatory\/","title":{"rendered":"Tombstone, Leroy Jenkins, and violent vomits at Purgatory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As is most of YHC&#8217;s life, what pops in the head, often comes out.\u00a0 So, on Monday, the famous scene from the great film Tombstone where Wyatt Earp shouts out, &#8220;You tell &#8217;em I&#8217;m comin&#8217;, and Hell&#8217;s coming with me!\u00a0 Hell&#8217;s comin&#8217; with me!!!&#8221; popped in my head and seemed like an appropriate pre-amble to motivate the pax to post!<\/p>\n<p>And, so a theme was randomly born!\u00a0 Avoiding the &#8220;easy&#8221; options of &#8216;moving day at Augusta&#8217; or baseball season starting or allergy season, no this Q likes a challenge!<\/p>\n<p>With many pax starting to travel for spring break, YHC was excited to see a fine collection of pax amble in at various times for a perfectly formed 11 to have some fun!<\/p>\n<p>YHC is always of fan of exercise groups, tunes, and Pony dropping random facts throughout the workout.\u00a0 Since Pony decided to mainline bourbon last night, he didn&#8217;t post, but thankfully the Q had facts at the ready!<\/p>\n<div data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\" data-en-clipboard=\"true\">Tombstone<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>Warmorama<\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>Actually 9 Earps &#8211; <\/b>3 sisters, half brother,\u00a0 5 Earp brothers (brother James was in Tombstone during the shootout, but believed to be eating lunch at home at the time of the shootout)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>During the warm-o-rama, the Q &#8220;deputized&#8221; the pax to be able to call Leroy Jenkins at any point during the workout.<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><b><\/b>Leroy Jenkins &#8211; 80-100 yard run with 5 deconstructed burpees (crash posted the video inspiration for this exercise)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Green Acres was the first to call Leroy Jenkins!<\/p>\n<div><b>The Thang<\/b><\/div>\n<div><b>Wyatt Earp really did wade into a creek to kill Curly Bill<\/b><\/div>\n<div>Bear Crawl Ring of Fire &#8211; pax bear crawl in a circle, until Q calls stop, then each pax does 10 of the called exercise, one at a time while rest of pax hold plank<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div>Merkin<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>Diamond Merkin<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>Stagger Left<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>Stagger Right<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>Willem Dafoe was first Doc Holliday choice (but he was still a little on the outs in Hollywood because of the movie The Last Temptation of Christ that was released a few years prior)<\/b><\/div>\n<div>Vicious Cycle &#8211; single file around baseball infield, pax at back of line heads to pitcher&#8217;s mound for 5 count of called exercise, then goes to front of line.<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div>Jog &amp; Merkins<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>Lunge Walk &amp; Jump Squats<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div>Apollo Creed &amp; CDD<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>Splash called the next Leroy Jenkins<\/div>\n<div>Spam feeling saucy called it again!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>Doc Holliday did actually say &#8220;You&#8217;re a daisy if you do!&#8221; (all lines from that scene are said to be historically accurate) Doc was a native Georgian, so the southern accent Val gave him was on brand<\/b><\/div>\n<div>Argyle surprised the pax by calling for a Leroy Jenkins!<\/div>\n<div>ALARM<\/div>\n<h4>A-L-A-R-M (Similar to B.O.M.B.S. except these stand for Arm, Leg, Abs, \u2018R\u2019 Exercise, \u2018M\u2019 Exercise): 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 ascending reps<\/h4>\n<h4>ALARM 1 = Shoulder Press, Lunge, LBC, Run, Merkin;<\/h4>\n<h4>ALARM 2 = Shoulder Taps, Squat Jumps, Peter Parkers, Ranger Merkins, Makhtar N\u2019Diayes,<\/h4>\n<h4>Baba O&#8217;Riley &#8211; Imperial Walkers for the Who&#8217;s iconic tune, #longsong<\/h4>\n<h4>ALARM 3 = Burpees (you use your arms), Jump Squat, Mountain Climbers, Recumbent Penguin Crunches, Pattycake Merkins<\/h4>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>Val Kilmer was born in 59, same year Adam West played Doc Holliday in tv shows &#8211; and they both were Batman<\/b><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Lung Busters x 3<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mary!<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div>Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a 44, No Les, No more &#8211; real headstone from Tombstone, AZ that was shown in the movie<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>NMM<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lots of #respects at Purgatory, assuming because they are all empty nesters and Spring Break doesn&#8217;t affect them<\/li>\n<li>The Q updated the mission statement saying F3 is meant to plant, grow, and serve small men and the invigoration of rotating fashion<\/li>\n<li>Starfish rotated some fashion after initially bringing 2 right hand gloves<\/li>\n<li>Argyle and Woodpecker showed up mostly on time<\/li>\n<li>Spam&#8217;s Winnie the Pooh gloves won&#8217;t let him do bear crawls<\/li>\n<li>Pony found a new cocktail that disagreed with him and didn&#8217;t post &#8211; Shingles shot and Basil Hayden<\/li>\n<li>Green Acres bled through his lovely NC sweatshirt as he evidently scraped up his elbows at some point.\u00a0 #oldmanskin<\/li>\n<li>No pax had Argyle calling for Leroy Jenkins on their bingo card<\/li>\n<li>Lots of festive MC, just like the Q likes it<\/li>\n<li>The complexity of humans was discussed based on the mix of songs played<\/li>\n<li>If you miss coffeteria, you miss a lot!\u00a0 All the bases were covered\n<ul>\n<li>How Burlap and Elvis have something in common<\/li>\n<li>The best way to creep out the CFA worker when they are delivering food is to make a comment about which is the &#8216;Good Looking Tim&#8221; (neither is of course the acceptable answer)<\/li>\n<li>Why Spam&#8217;s house has a pool boy but doesn&#8217;t have a pool<\/li>\n<li>The volume that some pax vomit<\/li>\n<li>31 miles is a long way<\/li>\n<li>No pax wanted to pick a fight with the Elite Hockey Club, regardless of how boring their name is<\/li>\n<li>There are 2 Crash movies, only one has Jennifer Jason Leigh in it<\/li>\n<li>Learned the universal sign for the movie Dirty Dancing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Prayer requests<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Giles and fam<\/li>\n<li>Ukraine and the evil being perpetrated against them<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Song list:<\/p>\n<p>Walking on Sunshine &#8211; Katrina and the Waves<\/p>\n<p>Stronger &#8211; Kelly Clarkson (but don&#8217;t think she&#8217;s Clarkson anymore)<\/p>\n<p>Fight Song &#8211; Rachel Platten<\/p>\n<p>Lovely Day &#8211; Bill Withers<\/p>\n<p>Dog Days are Over &#8211; Florence and the Machine<\/p>\n<p>Beautiful Day &#8211; U2<\/p>\n<p>On Top of the World &#8211; Imagine Dragons<\/p>\n<p>Best Day of My Life &#8211; American Authors<\/p>\n<p>Brave &#8211; Sara Bareilles<\/p>\n<p>Roar &#8211; Katy Perry<\/p>\n<p>I Will Survive &#8211; Cake<\/p>\n<p>Baba O&#8217;Riley &#8211; The Who<\/p>\n<p>Paranoid &#8211; Black Sabbath<\/p>\n<p>Should I Stay &#8211; The Clash<\/p>\n<p>Eye of the Tiger &#8211; Survivor<\/p>\n<p>Carry On My Wayward Son &#8211; Kansas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As is most of YHC&#8217;s life, what pops in the head, often comes out.\u00a0 So, on Monday, the famous scene from the great film Tombstone where Wyatt Earp shouts out, &#8220;You tell &#8217;em I&#8217;m comin&#8217;, and Hell&#8217;s coming with me!\u00a0 Hell&#8217;s comin&#8217; with me!!!&#8221; popped in my head and seemed like an appropriate pre-amble to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":113,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-purgatory"],"acf":{"q":"BAM","date":"04\/09\/22","pax":"Splash, Spamalot, Woodpecker (WB), Green Acres (WD), Starfish, High Cotton, Burlap, Boomerang, Argyle, Undertow, BAM"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/113"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19165"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19168,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19165\/revisions\/19168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}