Going into this morning\u2019s Flatline surprise visit (CP & Beverly switched Q\u2019s under the cover of darkness), Cherry Pie was prepared to be the sole Q. \u00a0It quickly became evident to the pax that Mother Nature had a different design in mind.\u00a0 Indeed, she threw a healthy portion of humidity on top of an already \u201cactive\u201d beatdown.\u00a0 Her devilish visit was almost a deal breaker.\u00a0 Welcome to summer boys!<\/p>\n
Mother Nature or not, there was no slack in the pax.\u00a0 Impressive group, which kept yhc consistently towards the rear.\u00a0 Let it be noted, Cheesesteak is of the opinion that Hill Billy\u2019s are a \u201ctime waster\u201d.\u00a0 While CP wholeheartedly disagrees, he must acknowledge that if he had abs like Cheesesteak most Mary exercises would be just that.<\/p>\n
The morning went something like this\u2026.<\/p>\n
Warm-o-rama<\/u><\/strong>\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n Side Straddle Hop\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 20 count<\/em><\/p>\n Imperial Storm Trooper \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 20 count<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s all the warm up you\u2019re getting\u2026.cause Flatline doesn\u2019t do warm up\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Run around the external of the parking lot\u2026\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n Complete the following 5 Exercises at the Conclusion of each lap:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n Burkers (burpee w\/ peter parker)\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Jump Squats\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Mountain Climbers\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count <\/em><\/p>\n Lunges\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Mike Tysons\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em>With each lap add an additional exercise \u2013 repeating each of the prior lap exercises<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n Lap 1:\u00a0 Tuck Jumps\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count <\/em><\/p>\n Lap 2:\u00a0 Shoulder Slap Merkins\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Lap 3:\u00a0 Hill Billy\u2019s\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count <\/em><\/p>\n Lap 4:\u00a0 In & Outs\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Lap 5:\u00a0 Jump Shots\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count <\/em><\/p>\n Lap 6:\u00a0 Penguine Crunches\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count\u00a0 (Cheesecake Style)<\/em><\/p>\n Lap 7: \u00a0Freddy Mercs\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count <\/em><\/p>\n Lap 8:\u00a0 Gas Pumps\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 10 count<\/em><\/p>\n Moleskin<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n The humidity was formidable!\u00a0 Nonetheless, each pax completed between 6-7 laps, which adds up 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