Evidently you get bonus points for writing up long and windy backblasts that take you through the French Alps and help you understand why Resistor is so surly and superior to the rest of us.\u00a0 So, here we go.<\/p>\n
There were quite a few cars in the parking lot when YHC arrived, but with the lights of Purre Barrrreeee still dark and only one other person in the parking, the pax were curious.\u00a0 This mystery would be solved later.<\/p>\n
Since the Q has never been to France or anywhere over there, my memories usually are much more domestic.\u00a0 That’s how we say it in #merica, don’t know what know fancy domestique is, but know I don’t want it.<\/p>\n
Nothing more ‘merican than tobacco and racing, ain’t got no time to enjoy mountains or fancy stuff when you’re turning left and going fast.\u00a0 So the home of our local tobacco baron and the original speed track was the perfect location.<\/p>\n
Evidently the site Q got into the other ‘merican past time of whiskey and went on a three day bender and wound up on the beaches of Tijuana with new a tattoo.\u00a0 Thankfully YHC writes down when he has the Q, so don’t need no gubmint support to do the right thing.<\/p>\n
Back to the race.\u00a0 The course was set up with nothing but left turns, just like the Good Lord intended, no bells, no stupid bubbly drinks, no dadgum cobblestone, and wheels were meant to be covered.\u00a0 Asphalt or the beaches of Daytona are the only appropriate racing surfaces.\u00a0 Yeah, bricks are just some anti-‘merican attempt to be fancy.\u00a0 That’s how socialism starts.<\/p>\n
There are 3 pit stops on this track, because 3.\u00a0 If you have to ask, you probably wear a beret.\u00a0 In addition to the legendary Dale, Sr., Dale Murphy also wore 3, and anytime that Dale can be honored, it should be done.\u00a0 He’s still getting shafted by Cooperstown committee. I mean the man hit almost 400 home runs on absolutely awful teams, sired something like 12 kids, and was the spokesman for PET milk products.\u00a0 Dang marxists taking over everything.<\/p>\n
Station 1 – Parking lot<\/p>\n
Station one was to remind the pax that it was the first station.\u00a0 Resting high above the other parts of the track, to give them a sense of superiority just as RJR did as he strolled these grounds looking over all he owned.\u00a0 Of course, he only lived 6 months after Reynolda House was finished, so be careful what you survey.<\/p>\n
Mosey to station 2, Circle at Boat House on Lake Katherine(or if you’re Cherry Pie or Zima, sprint, just CP, since Zima was too busy having yogurt, probably the yoplait kind)<\/p>\n
Station 2 reminded the pax, of how we do things in ‘merica.\u00a0 If we want a lake, then by god we make a lake!\u00a0 It’s at the core of what we do, not gonna let any communists stop us.<\/p>\n
Mosey to station 3, in front of Kate B. Reynolds Foundation office<\/p>\n
This station was to remind pax that if you make enough money, your kids can be celebrated for being generous with your money.<\/p>\n
Mosey back to start, repeato, but add 3 reps each lap.\u00a0 Why 3?\u00a0 Because it’s more than 2 and less than 4.<\/p>\n
So, Cherry Pie got in like 48 laps, Root Canal and Greenspan ran 47.5 laps, Wobegon 42, and the Q got in 4.\u00a0 We don’t do participation jerseys over here and come up with all kinds of made up prizes.\u00a0 If you’re not first, your last, just like it says in the Bible.\u00a0 Don’t be bringing your liberal cheese eatin’ snooty-ness over here.\u00a0 It doesn’t go well with our Freedom Fries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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