{"id":12599,"date":"2020-07-16T13:52:03","date_gmt":"2020-07-16T17:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=12599"},"modified":"2020-07-16T13:56:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T17:56:10","slug":"bear-crawls-burp-ups-beef-with-slack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2020\/07\/bear-crawls-burp-ups-beef-with-slack\/","title":{"rendered":"Bear Crawls, Burp-ups, Beef with Slack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our Brave #Flatline Site Q asked for a Q at #VI after @SnakeEyes VQ the day before, and YHC said he\u2019d do it. @SnakeEyes was also interested, but since he had never been to #Flatline before, he opted to take my lead so he could get a feel for the AO. Unfortunately, YHC came up with a plan that didn\u2019t really explore much territory, but am hopefully he\u2019ll return again soon! All distaste for the workout provided can be aimed solely at @FiveDollarFootlong for accepting YHCs answer to Q, the PAX should know that the less time YHC has to plan a beatdown, the worse it usually is. (Insert *Maniacal Laugh* here.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A sign that we were in for some fun was a huge yellow tractor trailer in the back of our parking lot, and Spicoli arriving early and Cherry Pie arriving on Spicoli time\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Warm-o-rama<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey to far back corner of lot, backwards run up to far corner on same side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Karaoke to near corner on same side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">High knee slappers to far corner on same side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Karaoke to opposite side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey to parking deck.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Thang<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">SSH during all wait times (instructions, waiting for the 6, etc)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Grizzly Deconstructed Burp-Ups<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bear Crawl to each post<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do one deconstructed Burp-Up<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Merkin<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Squat Jump<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Burpee<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pull-up<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Burp-up<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Repeato 8\/9 times to the end of deck side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey back to bottom, SSH for 6<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey up Cherry Street side<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Backwards run on Town Run Lane side<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Repeato on level 2<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Run down to bottom, mosey and backwards run up\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Repeato on level 3<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Run down to bottom, mosey and backwards run up<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Level 4<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bear Crawl to each light post<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do 5 deconstructed Burpee<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Merkin<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Squat Jump<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Burpee<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">American Hammers x 25 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Repeato 6 times<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey back to start<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Mary<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">LBCs x 25 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Thistle (11 Merkins)\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fin!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>CoT<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Prayers for @Tigger who was about to have a baby (Elizabeth James was born later that night!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Prayers for a city, with the Shooting that occurred at Hanes Mall the night before<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Prayers for @Turnover\u2019s who is asking for the ability to respond to some people in a positive, Christian manner..<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YHC took us out!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>NMM<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">#TClaps men, this one sucked.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Totals:<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1.6 miles traveled, but YHCs watch can get some inaccurate readings in the parking deck.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Too many SSHs<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">26 deconstructed burp-ups &amp; 30 deconstructed burpees<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">56 merkins<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">56 squat jumps<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">56 burpees<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30 pull-ups<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30 burp-ups (30 burpees &amp; 30 pull-ups)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">150 American Hammers<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">340 yards bear crawled<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At one point at the top of the deck, @SnakeEyes asks \u201cSo what\u2019s your beef with Slack??\u201d to immediate groaning and laughter from all the PAX. #SlackBeef was proposed as a potential FNG name, YHC briefly explained how the PAX loved Twitter and the near riot that occurred at the thought of F3WS using anything else. YHC still thinks that Twitter is not a good communication platform for our group and that too much information gets lost between the PAX. YHC also still thinks that Slack is 100% the tool we should be using to communicate workout info, MC, and regular banter\u2026 but heyyyy, it is very well possible that I could be wrong, along the many other F3 regions and F3Nation HQ who also use Slack? If interested in Slack, f3winstonsalem.slack.com is still operational, and still receives alerts from BB posts automatically as they occur. Newer PAX can get signed up just by reaching out to YHC. (@Turnover, is that a good enough amount of the BB for the Slack rant you requested?)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@Turnover was not pleased with the burp-up call but destroyed them nonetheless. He even had enough gas in the tank to kick it up into high gear for the fast mosey down the parking deck where he left us all in the dust.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Great to have @SnakeEyes out for his first #Flatline. He gave a great VQ at #VI and YHC hopes to have returned the favor with this beatdown.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Been great to see @Bueller out in the Gloom more often lately! Dude is a beast and always has some dry humor remark up his sleeve.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@RootCanal, our resident #WarDaddy this morning was keeping up with YHC every bit of the way. The man has come back 100% as strong from his injury, and it is very admirable to see! #Respect<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@Spicoli\u2019s elbow is getting back to normal. The man modified our pull-ups by only using 3 fingers to avoid any pain or reinjury\u2026 innnnsane. Been nice to see him more often out in the gloom as well, YHC always appreciates his wisdom and POV on worldly things.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@CherryPie kept someone silent, likely because he had nothing nice to say to YHC.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@FiveDollarFootlong is managing his pain well, and beasting through all workouts. Not to mention, the dude will make any PAX feel welcome at a workout, something YHC is trying to do better at.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>It was brought to YHCs attention later in the day that the #Redliners made their way all the way to our AOs launch point, and YHC didn&#8217;t have a clue. @Turnover evidently hollered some unkind words at them, but had YHC known, surely there would have been a Rumble a la West Side Story. #QFail<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thanks for the opportunity to lead $5, it\u2019s always an honor to be out amongst such fine men! So long as I am welcome, I will gladly fill in for you or any other site-Qs who need volunteers. Best way to start the day is with F3.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Van Gogh<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Brave #Flatline Site Q asked for a Q at #VI after @SnakeEyes VQ the day before, and YHC said he\u2019d do it. @SnakeEyes was also interested, but since he had never been to #Flatline before, he opted to take my lead so he could get a feel for the AO. Unfortunately, YHC came up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[79],"tags":[102],"class_list":["post-12599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flatline","tag-f3winstonsalem"],"acf":{"q":"Van Gogh","date":"07\/14\/2020","pax":"Bueller?, Snake Eyes, Five Dollar Footlong, Spicoli, Cherry Pie, Turnover (WB), Root Canal (WD), Van Gogh (QIC)\u00a0"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12599"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12601,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12599\/revisions\/12601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}