{"id":12151,"date":"2020-05-19T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-19T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=12151"},"modified":"2020-05-19T09:34:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-19T13:34:00","slug":"burns-birthday-bash-beatdown-flatline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2020\/05\/burns-birthday-bash-beatdown-flatline\/","title":{"rendered":"Burns’ Birthday Bash Beatdown @ Flatline"},"content":{"rendered":"

PAX: Mutton, Lambchop, Truck Stop, Bevo, Burns (QIC)<\/p>\n

5:30 \u2013 everyone out of their cars and straight to the parking deck in order to avoid the deluge.<\/p>\n

Straight to the wall, where everyone assumed people\u2019s chair while I explained the rules of gift-giving.<\/p>\n

Round 1: 1 Pax runs to the end of the parking deck level and completes 26 reps of an exercise that is gifted to them. They run back and gift the next pax in line a new exercise and resumes people\u2019s chair until all pax have gone.<\/p>\n

Round 2: Same as above, except the solo pax gifts the rest of the pax an exercise to do while we wait for their return.<\/p>\n

Editor\u2019s note \u2013 as I have aged tremendously in the past day, my memory has begun to fail me and I cannot remember many of the gifts that were given. I do remember that Lambchop gifted everyone Iron Mikes in round 2, and nobody was thankful for the present. <\/em><\/p>\n

Round 3: Mosey to the netherworld of the parking garage for a mountain of gifts. 1 pax chooses a gift for all to complete 26x, then all mosey up a level and another pax chooses a gift to add to the pile. So on and so forth we continued until we reached the top, then we unwrapped the gifts one at a time on the way down.\u00a0 The mountain looked like this:<\/p>\n