{"id":11833,"date":"2020-03-09T20:58:33","date_gmt":"2020-03-10T00:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=11833"},"modified":"2020-03-09T20:58:33","modified_gmt":"2020-03-10T00:58:33","slug":"zima-vs-the-corona-virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2020\/03\/zima-vs-the-corona-virus\/","title":{"rendered":"Zima vs. The Corona Virus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Intro<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This beatdown concluded #ZimaWeek2020.\u00a0 Thank you to all who participated. If not for you, I would have looked incredibly silly Q\u2019ing 10 different F3 beatdowns by myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Warm-o-rama<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Since the following 45 minutes was fueled by binge-drinking Zima, it\u2019s appropriate that the PAX know a bit about this citrusy beverage.\u00a0 It was launched in the U.S. in 1993 and died a slow death in 2008. For the non-math math majors, that\u2019s a 15 year run. Who knew?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Record scratching noise \u2026 Update: Zima was re-released on a limited basis in 2017 and again in 2018.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Zide Ztraddle Hopz<\/strong> x 17 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s a clear \u201cmalternative\u201d, a bastard cousin of Smirnoff Ice, which Coors attempted to market to men.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Whirliez Veneral Disease<\/strong> x 17 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rumors circulated that Zima allowed you to pass a breathalyzer.\u00a0 That is false. But it made the drink popular with the teenage crowd.\u00a0 Coors actually sent letters to police officials and school superintendents disputing the claim.\u00a0 Here\u2019s an exercise for those on the opposite end of the age spectrum from teenagers.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Abe Vigodaz<\/strong> x 5 IC (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">these take way too long<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Instead of just hanging out with Mary at the end of our long <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">night<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> morning of drinking, she is coming with us on our bar crawl, so she needs to be warmed up too.\u00a0 And since most women go to bars in roving packs, I think you\u2019ll enjoy her cousins.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Rozalita<\/strong> x 17 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The name, Zima, was created by Jane Espenson, who has been a prominent Hollywood writer and producer.\u00a0 She has worked on shows such as Warehouse 13 and Game of Thrones.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Juanita<\/strong> x 17 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Beatdown<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">TRANSPORTATION to first bar: Carioca.\u00a0 Because when you\u2019ve had too much to drink, you do stupid things like Karaoke.\u00a0 Note: It\u2019s a stretch, but most people commonly mistake Carioca and Karaoke.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Bar 1 (bottom parking lot):<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Zymurgy is the study of fermentation in brewing, winemaking, or distilling.\u00a0 Zima comes in 12 oz bottles. Zima is produced by Coors which has mountains on its logo.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>Z<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>ymurgy Climberz<\/strong> x 12 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Even though there are 0 grams of fat in a bottle of Zima, there are 18 grams of sugar.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What happens when you drink too much?\u00a0 That\u2019s right, you burp. And possibly go to jail.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>I<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>ncarceration Burpeez<\/strong> x 18 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">There are 22 grams of carbs in a bottle of Zima<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>M<\/b><\/span><strong>erkin runz<\/strong>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Wide<\/strong> x 22 OYO, then run small loop<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Ranger<\/strong> x 22 OYO, then run small loop<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Hand Release<\/strong> x 22 OYO, then run small loop<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Too much drinking.\u00a0 Sit down and hold onto something.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>A<\/b><\/span><strong>l Gore for the Six<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">TRANSPORTATION to second bar: Everyone climb on the party bus.\u00a0 Reverse peloton to second bar.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Bar 2 (cattleshed shops):<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We were tired from a long night of drinking, so we sat down.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>A<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>rm chair<\/strong> x ~1 minute (like people\u2019s chair with arms to the side)<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Did you know that Zima was made by taking Coors cheap lager and filtering it through charcoal to remove taste and color?\u00a0 Seriously. Then citrusy flavors were added.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Some call it the Milli Vanilli of beers.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We\u2019ve drank a lot and we\u2019re a little dizzy.\u00a0 We don\u2019t know which end is up.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>M<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>an-partz to the wall<\/strong> x ~1 minute<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">For those who are wondering, there are 20 mg of sodium in each bottle.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>I<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>nstepz to Heaven<\/strong> x 20 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Each bottle of Zima has 185 calories<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>Z<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>eppelinz<\/strong> x 1 OYO<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">10 <strong>Burpees<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">20 <strong>Lunges<\/strong> (10 each leg)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">30 <strong>Imperial Storm Troopers<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">40 <strong>Merkins<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">50 <strong>Plank jacks<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">35 <strong>Sumo Squats<\/strong><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Did you know that you can still get Zima in Japan?\u00a0 It\u2019s very popular with men. Domo arigato.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">TRANSPORTATION to third bar: When I Googled bar crawls, auto-correct kept changing it to bear crawls.\u00a0 Bear Crawl to third bar.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Bar 3 (rugby field):<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In 1994, Coors produced 1.3 million barrels or about 429 million 12 oz bottles of Zima.\u00a0 Different versions of Zima have different alcohol contents, ranging from 4.7% to 5.4%. The recent limited release bottles were 5.0%.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Let\u2019s take a fast trip to the <\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>Z<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">oo, because drinking at the zoo is fun.\u00a0 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Note: We did 5 reps for the 5% alcohol content 6 times because of the 6 pack of Zima.<\/span><\/i>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Crunchy frog<\/strong> x 30 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Mutton crunch<\/strong> (R\/L) x 30 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Penguin crunches<\/strong> x 30 DC OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Copperhead squats<\/strong> x 30 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Monkey humpers<\/strong> x 30 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Calf raises<\/strong> x 30 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Donkey kicks x 30 OYO<\/span><\/del><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Imperial Russian Army was the land armed force of the Russian Empire from the late 18th century to the beginning of the 20th century.\u00a0 During the first full year of production, Coors spent about $38 million marketing Zima, which translates to \u201cwinter\u201d in Russian.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>I<\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>mperial Russian Twist<\/strong> x 19 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It was Coors\u2019 original intention to market Zima to Gen X men.\u00a0 Unfortunately, it was very popular with underage teenagers instead.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b>M<\/b><\/span><strong>anly arm builder<\/strong>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Forward arm circle<\/strong> x 13 IC [hold it]<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>Backwards arm circle<\/strong> x 13 IC [hold it]<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Jack Reachers x 20 IC [hold it]<\/span><\/del><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 IC [hold it]<\/span><\/del><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Air claps x 20 IC [hold it]<\/span><\/del><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Let\u2019s finish #ZimaWeek with some clapping!\u00a0 Let\u2019s hear it!<\/span><\/i><\/del><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><del><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Seal claps x 20 IC<\/span><\/del><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Closing Time (Going home with Mary):<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We were too late.\u00a0 She left us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>#ZimaWeek2020 done.\u00a0 That\u2019s all folks.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Announcements<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Fokker likes themed beadowns.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Q barely made it through the beatdown this morning.\u00a0 The struggles were most likely due to the effects of consuming Coronas after the Convergence.\u00a0 That\u2019s how the virus spreads, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Pharaoh Sisters (Fokker and Jar Jar) will be playing a show on March 26 at Gas Hill.\u00a0 Check them out.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro This beatdown concluded #ZimaWeek2020.\u00a0 Thank you to all who participated. If not for you, I would have looked incredibly silly Q\u2019ing 10 different F3 beatdowns by myself. &nbsp; Warm-o-rama Since the following 45 minutes was fueled by binge-drinking Zima, it\u2019s appropriate that the PAX know a bit about this citrusy beverage.\u00a0 It was launched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":200,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-the-estate"],"acf":{"q":"Zima","date":"3\/9\/20","pax":"Cheesesteak (co-WD), Snooki (WB), Razzie (co-WD), Fokker, Zima (co-WD, Q for #ZimaWeek2020)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/200"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11833"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11836,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11833\/revisions\/11836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}