{"id":10094,"date":"2019-09-05T09:18:33","date_gmt":"2019-09-05T13:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=10094"},"modified":"2019-09-05T09:24:12","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T13:24:12","slug":"naturally-gassed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/09\/naturally-gassed\/","title":{"rendered":"Naturally Gassed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YHC arrived early at First Baptist Church in Clemmons to Q another installment of The Distillery in my drive for 50 Q&#8217;s by the end of the year.\u00a0 (This morning was Q # 29, so I need to pick it up!!\u00a0 If you need a Q for your AO, call me!)\u00a0\u00a0 It was labor intensive to set up the AO, so YHC was startled when I looked at my watch and saw that it was already 0528, with only one other PAX (Schneider, the Site Q) in attendance.\u00a0\u00a0Whatever.\u00a0 Whenever two or more are gathered . . . .\u00a0\u00a0 Harden pulled up at 0530 and we suddenly had a trio.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WARMARAMA\u00a0<\/strong>&#8211;\u00a0 A typical lineup of SSHs, Hillbillies, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Whirly&#8217;s with a social disease (when will he see a doctor and get rid of it?), Abe Vigodas, standing hamstring stretches, and seated groin stretch.<\/p>\n<p>After completing our warmups, each PAX selected a kettlebell or a dumbbell from a large collection that I brought, which ranged from 10lbs to 35lbs\u00a0 (YHC chose a 25lb dumbbell.\u00a0 I chose . . . poorly.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>THE THANG <\/strong>&#8211;\u00a0 YHC pre-positioned 5 pairs of lights, each 30 yards apart, running across the parking lot of Clemmons First Baptist Church.\u00a0\u00a0 Here is what it looked like from the end closest to the church building.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10096\" src=\"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Distillery-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Distillery-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Distillery-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Distillery-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Distillery.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what transpired:<\/p>\n<p>Starting at the first row of lights, each PAX performs 25 reps of a listed leg exercise.\u00a0\u00a0 After completing the 25 reps of the leg exercise, each PAX runs (while carrying his weight) to the second row of lights and performs 10 reps of a listed chest\/arm\/shoulder exercise.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Upon completion, each PAX runs (still carrying his weight) to the third row of lights and performs 10 more reps of the same chest\/arm\/shoulder exercise.\u00a0 Upon completion, each PAX then runs to the fourth row of lights (still carrying his weight) and performs 10 more reps of the same chest\/arm\/shoulder exercise.\u00a0\u00a0 Upon completion, each PAX runs to the fifth row of lights (still carrying his weight) and then gets down and performs 25 reps of a listed abdominal exercise.\u00a0 Upon completion of the 25 reps of the first listed abdominal exercise, each PAX works his way back to the first row of lights \u00a0(still carrying his weigh) in reverse order, stopping at the fourth, third and second row of lights to perform 10 reps of the same \u00a0chest\/arm\/shoulder exercise, resulting in the completion of a total of 60 reps of each chest\/arm\/shoulder exercise before moving on the next exercise in the list.<\/p>\n<p>Having returned to the first light, REPEATO through the listed leg, chest\/arm\/shoulder and ab exercises until 0610 hours.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LEG EXERCISES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Goblet Squats w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Monkey Humpers w\/o weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Calf Raises w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Alternating Forward Lunges w\/weight<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(The PAX went through this list twice)<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHEST\/ARM\/SHOULDER EXERCISES:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0 Merkins w\/o weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0 Shoulder Presses w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0 Curls w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0 Kettlebell swings w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0 Skull Crushers w\/weight<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 Upright Rows w\/rock<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a0Bus Drivers w\/rock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>AB EXERCISES (rocks optional):<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>American Hammers<\/li>\n<li>Freddy Mercuries<\/li>\n<li>Heels to Heaven<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0LBCs<\/li>\n<li>Sweat Angels<\/li>\n<li>Low Flutter<\/li>\n<li>Sit-Ups<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>At 0610, we stopped and performed some Mary by committee:<\/p>\n<p><strong>MARY:\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 Alabama Prom Dates, Penguin Crunches, Mutton Crunches, Pickle Pounders<\/p>\n<p><strong>FINIS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It must be noted that all three of the PAX in attendance had serious gaseous issues, which were exacerbated by the ab exercises.\u00a0\u00a0 The flatulence that was collectively produced could have powered a small town!<\/p>\n<p><strong>COT:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Prayers for the Hurricane victims in the Bahamas<\/li>\n<li>Prayers that our fellow North Carolinians and our neighbors to the south will make it through the Hurricane with a minimum of damage and suffering<\/li>\n<li>YHC took us out in prayer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks for the Keys, Schneider!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YHC arrived early at First Baptist Church in Clemmons to Q another installment of The Distillery in my drive for 50 Q&#8217;s by the end of the year.\u00a0 (This morning was Q # 29, so I need to pick it up!!\u00a0 If you need a Q for your AO, call me!)\u00a0\u00a0 It was labor intensive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":245,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-the-distillery"],"acf":{"q":"SGT Schultz","date":"September 5, 2019","pax":"Harden, Schneider, SGT 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