{"id":10024,"date":"2019-08-27T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=10024"},"modified":"2019-08-27T10:31:00","modified_gmt":"2019-08-27T14:31:00","slug":"are-you-ready-for-some-bear-crawwwwwwlllss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/08\/are-you-ready-for-some-bear-crawwwwwwlllss\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Ready for Some Bear Crawwwwwwlllss!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>College football officially got underway last Saturday night, and the weather we had this morning didn&#8217;t do anything to convince YHC otherwise.\u00a0 A brisk morning at Leinbach was the canvas for a Turnover Outhouse masterpiece.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s take a look.<\/p>\n<p>Warm-O-Rama<\/p>\n<p>SSH IC x20<\/p>\n<p>IW IC x15<\/p>\n<p>Arm Swirly Thing-O-Rama (all IC x10)<\/p>\n<p>Abe V x5<\/p>\n<p>Toy Soldier Squats (?? &#8211; working title) x10<\/p>\n<p>The THANG<\/p>\n<p>To celebrate the start of football season, YHC decided to re-visit some fond (see: terrifying) memories of his days playing (see: not playing very often) high school football and bring back some of the <del>torture<\/del> drills he could recall doing in practice:<\/p>\n<p>First up, The Snake<\/p>\n<p>Mosey from Launch to JMS Bus Lot<\/p>\n<p>Begin at first parking spot, Bear Crawl the length of parking spot, side plank the width of parking spot, lunge walk back the length of the next parking spot, side plank width of next parking spot.<\/p>\n<p>Continue this pattern for entire length of parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>*Editor&#8217;s Note: keep in mind these were parking spots for actual buses, so these things ended up being no joke.\u00a0 The Q&#8217;s estimation was that each parking spot was about 10 yards long.<\/p>\n<p>19 Parking spots, 20 lines navigated, works out to about 100 yards of bear crawls and lunge walks, respectively.\u00a0 PHEW!<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Wall<\/p>\n<p>Donkey Kicks x10<\/p>\n<p>Mike Tyson x10<\/p>\n<p>Deep Squat Jump x10 (YHC noticed in the Lexicon that this exercise has been named after a former college basketball player, who shall remain nameless, but let the record show that said former college basketball player&#8217;s name was not mentioned\/referenced during this beat down, nor will it ever be at a Turnover Q. That is all.)<\/p>\n<p>Repeato<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Practice Field behind school for next installment of football practice <del>nightmare fuel<\/del> memories<\/p>\n<p>Next up, Up Downs<\/p>\n<p>PAX circled up and got &#8217;em choppin&#8217;.\u00a0 Run in place until Q calls &#8220;Hit&#8221;.\u00a0 PAX fall to ground and pop back up as quickly as possible and return to run in place until Q calls &#8220;hit&#8221; again.<\/p>\n<p>Up Downs x10<\/p>\n<p>Freddie Merc x10<\/p>\n<p>Repeato<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Wall<\/p>\n<p>All PAX got into People&#8217;s Chair and performed Jack Reachers<\/p>\n<p>Each PAX, one at a time, would step out and perform 10 Copperhead squats while all other PAX remained in Peoples Chair\/Jack Reacher position<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back up to Leinbach to the tennis courts for the final act of &#8220;Reliving a Nightmare&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Last up, SUICIDES<\/p>\n<p>PAX lined up on tennis court doubles line and hit the remaining 5 doubles lines to perform 1 round of suicides. 3 rounds were completed.<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back to launch and circle up for MARY:<\/p>\n<p>Low Dolly<\/p>\n<p>Low Flutter<\/p>\n<p>Juanita<\/p>\n<p>Heels to Heavens<\/p>\n<p>The Thistle<\/p>\n<p>FIN<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>Announcements:<\/p>\n<p>Greenspan has the Q at #Redline<\/p>\n<p>IronPAX Challenge Week 0 will be at #Mayhem on Wednesday (this technically does not count toward the IronPAX challenge, but we&#8217;ll consider it a warm-up)<\/p>\n<p>YHC has the Q at #WIB on Thursday (Location TBD)<\/p>\n<p>There will be a Labor Day Convergence next Monday (9.2). Location(s) and who is bringing the beer are TBD.<\/p>\n<p>Offsides still looking for runners for Tuna 200<\/p>\n<p>Van Gogh looking for resource to help with Software Compiling\/Sys Admin for Super Computers<\/p>\n<p>Prayer Requests:<\/p>\n<p>Prayers for parents of students, students, and teachers starting back to school today.<\/p>\n<p>Cheesesteak&#8217;s M and Peacemaker&#8217;s M<\/p>\n<p>Turnover&#8217;s family friends w\/ breast cancer, and all those suffering with sickness and disease<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out thanking Him for our blessings and asking for wisdom and discernment for us as husbands, fathers, etc.<\/p>\n<p>NMM<\/p>\n<p>This was YHC&#8217;s first experience doing an EC run with @Greenspan and @Burns.\u00a0 Summary: those guys are fast.<\/p>\n<p>The MC came fast and furious when YHC called for the Bearcrawl\/Lunge snake through the parking lot.\u00a0 #AsExpected<\/p>\n<p>@Van Gogh elected to roll without gloves for this beat down.\u00a0 YHC informed him at the start that that wasn&#8217;t advisable.\u00a0 @Van Gogh ignored the warning and still dominated, per the usual.<\/p>\n<p>@Manscape is an absolute beast.\u00a0 The only Respect (a double Respect actually) among a group of Hate&#8217;s, and he didn&#8217;t miss a beat.\u00a0 Guy just keeps coming.\u00a0 Strong work, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Was great to see @Bevo out.\u00a0 He always puts in strong work, but always seems to make everything look easy.<\/p>\n<p>Always an honor to lead.\u00a0 Always appreciate the push and the accountability from the PAX.\u00a0 Thanks for the keys, Greenspan!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>College football officially got underway last Saturday night, and the weather we had this morning didn&#8217;t do anything to convince YHC otherwise.\u00a0 A brisk morning at Leinbach was the canvas for a Turnover Outhouse masterpiece.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s take a look. Warm-O-Rama SSH IC x20 IW IC x15 Arm Swirly Thing-O-Rama (all IC x10) Abe V x5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":491,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-outhouse"],"acf":{"q":"Turnover","date":"8.26.19","pax":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/491"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10024"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10035,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10024\/revisions\/10035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}