{"id":10021,"date":"2019-08-26T10:54:04","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T14:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=10021"},"modified":"2020-02-07T09:06:26","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T13:06:26","slug":"birthday-beatdown-urban-assault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/08\/birthday-beatdown-urban-assault\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Beatdown @ Urban Assault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It would have been easy for YHC to take the day off to celebrate his 33rd birthday, but instead, like 9 other Dash PAX, the decision was made to get better at Urban Assault.\u00a0 The temperature was cool(ish) and the humidity was nowhere to be found.\u00a0 Perfect conditions for a Turnover beat down and things that looked easier on paper.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s go.<\/p>\n<p>Warm &#8211; O &#8211; Rama<\/p>\n<p>SSH x20<\/p>\n<p>IW x15<\/p>\n<p>Arm Swirly Thing &#8211; O &#8211; Rama (all x10)<\/p>\n<p>Sun Salutation x2 (YHC messed this up SO bad, but we did manage to stretch a little)<\/p>\n<p>The THANG<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to corner of Patterson and 4th<\/p>\n<p>3 Burpees<\/p>\n<p>Lunge Walk to corner of Vine and 4th<\/p>\n<p>6 Burpees<\/p>\n<p>Backwards Mosey to Amphitheater\/Stage<\/p>\n<p>9 Burpees<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Biotech parking lot<\/p>\n<p>CDD x15<\/p>\n<p>Shoulder Tap Merkins x15<\/p>\n<p>Plank Jacks x15<\/p>\n<p>5 Burpees OYO<\/p>\n<p>Mosey up Patterson, grab some wall<\/p>\n<p>Peoples Chair (Left leg raise, Right leg raise) x15 secs<\/p>\n<p>Donkey Kicks x15<\/p>\n<p>Rebound Drill x30<\/p>\n<p>5 Burpees OYO<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to other Biotech Parking lot<\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl from Patterson to Vine<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to corner of Vine and 7th<\/p>\n<p>Copperhead Squat IC x10<\/p>\n<p>Lunge Jump x10 each leg<\/p>\n<p>Jump Squat x10<\/p>\n<p>5 Burpees OYO<\/p>\n<p>After the completion of this set, the Q excitedly announced that there would be no more Burpees called.\u00a0 This announcement was met with a surprising lack of enthusiasm from the PAX.<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Train Tracks behind Inmar<\/p>\n<p>Assume position with hands on one side of rails and feet on other side of rails<\/p>\n<p>Merkins IC x10<\/p>\n<p>Shuffle to Left<\/p>\n<p>Spider Merkins IC x10<\/p>\n<p>Shuffle to Right<\/p>\n<p>Plank o Rama (Regular , Low, Right Leg High, Left Leg High)<\/p>\n<p>Mosey down walkway to 525 Vine<\/p>\n<p>3 Man Grinder<\/p>\n<p>Partner 1 &#8211; Supine Pull ups on bike racks<\/p>\n<p>Partner 2 &#8211; Dips on benches<\/p>\n<p>Partner 3 &#8211; Running<\/p>\n<p>All PAX completed at least 2 rounds of each<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to start of bridge next to Piedmont Leaf Lofts<\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl length of bridge<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to side walk just past bridge<\/p>\n<p>Circle up for Moaning Merkins<\/p>\n<p>All PAX hold high plank while 1 PAX completes 10 Merkins<\/p>\n<p>Once completed, it moves to next PAX until all have completed 10 merkins<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back to launch<\/p>\n<p>Mary<\/p>\n<p>Juanitas<\/p>\n<p>Low Flutters<\/p>\n<p>Alt. hand to opposite outside knee crunches (working title) x33<\/p>\n<p>FIN<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>Shmedfest (this already happened, sorry for the late post) and Convergence<\/p>\n<p>Blue Steel has the Q for the Estate on Monday (this also already happened, my bad)<\/p>\n<p>Turnover* has the Q at Outhouse on Monday (see above) (*YHC referred to himself in the 3rd person while making this announcement for some reason, and wouldn&#8217;t put up a fight if a punishment was necessary for this offense.)<\/p>\n<p>$5 Footlong has Q at Urban Assault on 8.30 and also will be taking over Site Q duties at #Flatline on Tuesday.\u00a0 @Pita has the Q for Flatline on Tuesday which, undoubtedly, will be awful.<\/p>\n<p>Continued prayers for Father Paul Werrick (sp?) struggling with Bell&#8217;s Palsey.<\/p>\n<p>Continued prayers for Cheesesteak&#8217;s wife and Peacemaker&#8217;s wife<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out thanking Him for our blessings and asking Him for the wisdom to turn our burdens over to Him.<\/p>\n<p>NMM<\/p>\n<p>#QFail for waiting so long to post this BB, but most of the NMM has slipped the Q&#8217;s mind.<\/p>\n<p>YHC can recall a decent amount of MC relating to the prescribed burpees (33 were completed&#8230;gotta stay on brand)<\/p>\n<p>Re: the working title Mary exercise &#8211; YHC has made a habit of calling this exercise pretty frequently at his Q&#8217;s, despite not having\/knowing a name for them.\u00a0 However, YHC has heard them referred to by @H.O.G. as &#8220;Turnover Crunches&#8221;.\u00a0 Has a nice ring to it.<\/p>\n<p>Really strong work by all PAX.\u00a0 Always an honor to lead.\u00a0 Thankful to have a solid group of men to push each other and get better everyday.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the keys, @Cheesesteak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would have been easy for YHC to take the day off to celebrate his 33rd birthday, but instead, like 9 other Dash PAX, the decision was made to get better at Urban Assault.\u00a0 The temperature was cool(ish) and the humidity was nowhere to be found.\u00a0 Perfect conditions for a Turnover beat down and things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":491,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-urban-assault"],"acf":{"q":"Turnover","date":"8.23.19","pax":"Traeger , Rundown (WD) , Tonka (WB) , $5 Footlong , Chisel , Blue Steel , Root Canal , Post Hole , Seat Back , Turnover (QIC)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/491"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10021"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11539,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10021\/revisions\/11539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}